Wednesday, May 04, 2005

I Am A *#$%@!! KLUTZ!!!

QUOTE OF THE DAY: You can't make foot prints in the sands of time by sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time?

Okay. I am a FREAKING Klutz. I had a major weird day yesterday. I tripped down the stairs (while carrying my dog) and rolled my ankle, I stood up under an open cabinet door and the point of the door went into my head (major pain there) and no less than THREE times did I drop things in the kitchen: Hubby’s toast, (butter-side down, of course) a bowl of mashed potatoes (landed face-down ON the Persian rug!) and a bowl of cereal, complete with milk, which I had just sat down to eat, and spilled out over the entire table and went into the crack where the leaf goes so I had to unlatch the whole damn thing after mopping the milk up and mop INSIDE the leaf housing, because those damned little Lucky Charms Marshmallows would become a permanent part of the table if I didn’t.
But the last straw, was when the point of a corn chip went into the space where my tooth used to be. (major damage control, I had to tell my sons that they are NEVER to use the words mommy just used.)

So, what the HECK was up with yesterday? Major UGH.

On a happier note, I did get six loads of laundry done and successfully poop-scooped the backyard. And I finally broke 100 on the Harry Potter Wizard Challenge, which, at this point, I fervently wish I had never discovered.

Back to Writing, people!!!


Colin said...

Ouch! At least it can't get worse, (touch wood) :-)

Anonymous said...

Oh man, I've done that with the kitchen cabinets and that hurts.

Put Hagan down on the floor the next time you spill something. He ought to be good for at least a pre-clean! *wink*